All my own photography unless otherwise noted. Also them reblogged ones.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
wait what does this mean
im serious does anybody know
(Source: morristibbs)
Me: My taquito is rolling on my french fries!!
Bri: it's because you're stupid.
Me: Well your face is ugly!
Bri: YOUR face is ugly!
Me: Well you are my face, so ha!
Bri: Oh...
Listing to FUN
Bri: I've never felt a tickling in my tummy while having fun...
Me: Well I have.
Bri: ....
Me: Clearly you are doing it wrong.
Bri: Clearly you're doing it wrong!
realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
if I had a dollar for every time I was more fabulous than you
(Source: seeaann)
whenever I create a text post
Commission for tewateroniakwa, who requested Tarrant and Thackery together. I figure whenever they have tea, Tarrant is always easily distracted by shiny objects.
Photoshop
seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did
(Source: gotareservationatdorsia)
